Plank: Jonny: (started reading) "Dickie Packford had a farm and on the farm was a lonely stump." (Creaking noises suddenly come from the walls all around them. Ed: We can be like brothers and share the same bathroom! Once Upon An Ed (Jonny uses a rope and pulley system to carry him and Plank up to his room while humming to himself) Jonny: (to Plank) Race you to bed! (Jonny and Plank dive into the bed and worm their way to the top) Jonny: Stop tickling me, Plank! (Plank wins the race) You beat me again, you jackrabbit, you! Plank: Jonny: You want a bedtime story? Okay! Let's read this one! Conrad the Lonely Stump. (Ed smiles at this, while Eddy looks shocked) Ed: Move in with me! Move in with me! Eddy: (sarcastically) Yeah, Lumpy could use some company. May: Beat it, Marie, you had your turn! (throws Marie against a trailer) I'll take the big goofy one, Lee! Eddy: RUN, ED! (flees) Ed: (holding out the cup) Don't let me have to use this! Lee: What are you gonna do, bake us a cake? Ed: (shoves the cup over their heads) WAIT FOR ME, EDDY!Įdd: IT'S THE STICKY NOTES OF THE APOCALYPSE! I can't go on! There's only one solution I'll just move in with one of you. Marie: You take the short, yappy one, Lee. May: We're so alike! Marie: (punching May) Back off, bowser! Lee: Marie! Grab him before he runs away! Eddy: (watching from behind a junked car with Ed) This is better than cable! Edd: (as the Kankers hug him) Ladies, please! May: We're ladies! Lee: He said "please"! Marie: Let's kiss him! Edd: (shocked) Kiss?! No, not that! Eddy: And I thought today was gonna be a write-off! Get it? "Write off"? (the cup flies overhead) I can't stand it! (collapses with laughter) (Edd crawls by, hiding inside his hat) Ed: Oh no! They tore off Double D's head! Eddy: Hurry up, Ed! Write another note! (The Kankers discover them) Lee: Well, if it ain't Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
C-could I trouble you for a cup of sugar? Marie: He wants to share condiments. (As one of Ed and Eddy's sticky note pranks, Edd has to get a cup of sugar from the Kanker sisters) Edd: Hello? Oh, I-I was going to–- Marie: Ask me for a date? May: Sweep me off my feet? Lee: Stand in line, girls! Edd: (sweating and giggling nervously) Oh yes. Perfecto? Ed: Dare to compare! (Shows Eddy an identical sticky note to the one written by Edd's parents) Eddy: Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed? Ed: Yes, I will.
Eddy: And you're like a human photocopier, right, Mr. Pretty good, huh? He'll never tell the difference! Ed: That is so lame, Eddy. A celebration, I say! Eddy: Eh, sure, why not? Momma's Little Ed Eddy: See? This is Mommy's note, and my exact copy. (Ed falls into a hole Rolf has dug) Rolf: (to Eddy) Your village idiot has fallen in Rolf's hole. To put aside handed down beliefs, and be pulled between two cultures. How difficult it must be to adapt to a new way of life. Rolf longs for the old village! (walks away with Wilfred while covering his eyes) Eddy: Geez, talk about killing a mood.
the life once had in the old country! (pulls out a locket and looks at a picture of himself in his home country) Edd: Are you all right, Rolf? Rolf: My heart! My heart! It's broken. Wish You Were Ed Rolf: (lamenting over his home country) I grow tired of ld cement, (the camera zooms over to the overhead power lines) this.twisted steel of industry, (then over to a playground) this confusing leisure delights, (and then over to Ed, who is still stuck through the mailbox) and your ill-at-ease customs! (Ed spits out some mail)Rolf sweats himself to understand your "modern go-go" world, but he yearns the simple life.